"Went for a load of wood this forenoon. Got home about 12. Went to the meeting this afternoon."
Ok, here's my thought; there has to be a lot more going on than this. She's leaving out a lot of stuff, a lot of good stuff. I want the good stuff, you want the good stuff, we all want the good stuff. I get it, the woods, the bobs, forenoon. I don't know about you guys but this is starting to annoy me.
Let's grab a hold of something; the meeting. I am going to say that this is a romantic meeting with her lover. That's what I am talking about! That's the good stuff! Now this is getting interesting! Can't wait to see what happens next!